forever-classyx:

Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked.  Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want.  If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back!  It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.

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falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

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cosmicquake:

rampaigehalseyface:

seababe:

You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing

i have never read anything more true in my entire life

Yes!!!!

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i take super hot showers because i like to practice burning in hell

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dickfaerie:

my favorite activity is pretending that i can sing

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